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GiftableThe Creamy Starter Kit
Two pouches of mix, a recipe card, and a cooler sticker. A complete gift under $25 that ships flat and needs no wrapping.
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Powder Mix
Original Creamy Jalappy
Creamy Jalapeno Ranch Dipping Sauce Mix
$11
The recipe, in dry form, waiting for your kitchen. Add buttermilk and sour cream, stir, chill, and dip into everything.
Makes 16 oz
The Ritual
- Empty the mix into a medium bowl
- Add 1/2 cup buttermilk and 1/2 cup sour cream
- Stir until smooth and gloriously green
- Chill 30 minutes, then dip into everything
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