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Best sellerOriginal Creamy Jalappy
The recipe, in dry form, waiting for your kitchen. Add buttermilk and sour cream, stir, chill, and dip into everything.
$11
Senor David’s
Sloppy
Jalappy
Creamy Jalapeno Ranch Dipping Sauce
Cool, creamy, and just hot enough to keep things interesting. Made with pickled jalapenos, buttermilk, sour cream, and fresh cilantro. From a vanished taqueria, somewhere between hunger and hallucination.
You won’t believe how we made it!
EST.2025TEXAS
Goes on everything —Tortilla chipsTacosWingsPizzaBurritosFriesVeggiesBad decisions
The Original Recipe
Made fresh, or made by you
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GiftableThe Creamy Starter Kit
Two pouches of mix, a recipe card, and a cooler sticker. A complete gift under $25 that ships flat and needs no wrapping.
$21
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NewThe Green Bottle Kit
Powder mix, a branded squeeze bottle, and an instruction card. The green bottle, made real - sitting in your fridge with your name on the mythology.
$24
Fresh SauceFresh Sauce
Local onlyTaqueria Original - Fresh
The original recipe, made fresh. Limited and local - the proof point we serve at markets, now bottled for the believers.
$14
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MerchThe Original Tee
A wearable relic from the vanished taqueria. Soft, green-hearted, and best worn near chips.
$27
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MerchThe Original Cropped Tee
A wearable relic from the vanished taqueria. Soft, green-hearted, and best worn near chips.
$28.5
The Lore
The original taqueria is gone. The sauce remains.
Senor David drove a road so dusty the coyotes had given up on it. The heat made the air shimmer, and there it was — a low taqueria, hand-painted, screen door that didn’t quite close. Out came the pepper, grinning like he knew your secrets, a bottle in one hand and napkins in the other.
Some folks just remember the sauce
“Bought it for the label. Reordered for the flavor. Now my family won't eat chips without it.”
“Tangy, creamy, just enough sting. I put it on everything — eggs included.”
“Brought it to a cookout and three people asked where I got it. That's the whole review.”