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Best sellerOriginal Creamy Jalappy
The recipe, in dry form, waiting for your kitchen. Add buttermilk and sour cream, stir, chill, and dip into everything.
$11
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The Original Recipe
Made fresh, or made by you. Pick your path to creamy jalapeno ranch nirvana.
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GiftableThe Creamy Starter Kit
Two pouches of mix, a recipe card, and a cooler sticker. A complete gift under $25 that ships flat and needs no wrapping.
$21
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NewThe Green Bottle Kit
Powder mix, a branded squeeze bottle, and an instruction card. The green bottle, made real - sitting in your fridge with your name on the mythology.
$24
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Local onlyTaqueria Original - Fresh
The original recipe, made fresh. Limited and local - the proof point we serve at markets, now bottled for the believers.
$14
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MerchThe Original Tee
A wearable relic from the vanished taqueria. Soft, green-hearted, and best worn near chips.
$27
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MerchThe Original Cropped Tee
A wearable relic from the vanished taqueria. Soft, green-hearted, and best worn near chips.
$28.5